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A poetic documentary of Aya and Shadow Walker’s lunch break
A limerick, by Aya

There once was a woman from Avalon
Whose boyfriend complained how she'd babble-on.
"An thou likest not mine speech"
She said, "I'll not preach-
Just turn yer arse 'round and go travel-on!"

He turned to his girlfriend and smiled,
And said, "Though you act like a child,
We know our love's true
So I'm staying with you;
Once sane, you've now driven me wild!"

"HUMPFH" she said, and turned her back
Preparing for a verbal attack;
But she melted like butter
When he leaned forward to mutter,
"Baby, let's go home for a two hour 'snack'!"

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